Weird lore and gonzo mechanics for your RPG pleasure!
Another commission from the Green Burger that brought you the Lankhmar tables! 1d50 Fantasy Rumors In a bathhouse to the far south, there is a well that grants wishes to those who please the guardian Naiad. The Lord of a nearby country has set an enormous bounty on the head of a wicked bandit chief. […]
My brain is dead so time to do a random list. Maybe you killed the Troll and you are searching through its insides. Maybe you punched its gut so hard it threw up. I don’t know. Maybe consider rolling when the troll is first encountered and see how what it ate might affect the entire […]
[ASIDE] NOTE: Uhhhh….this one sat on the backburner a long while (My draft data says like 5 months) and I’m trying to clear up posts that were nearly complete pre-Kickstarter and just needed editing and finalizing. I know it might not be the…best time for this post? But I’m just going to leave it here and hope […]
When you don’t want the deep sea encounters to all be shoggoths and Cthulhu. if you want to ramp up the whimsey, affix -maid to the end of some of these and get the ugliest spawns of Neptune you’ll every have the misfortune to see. 1 Marine Snow- Not the most exciting of encounters as […]
5d20 Lankhmar NPC Generator Roll Name Profession Attitude Smell Secret 1 Alugōdaz Assassin Argute Chamberpots A Devourer 2 Botir Beggar Bellicose Cheap Beer A Simorgyan 3 Cixilo Courtesan Boorish Cheap Perfume A spy 4 Cneve Death Cart pusher Contumacious Cheese An Agent 5 Denzibalus Entertainer Didactic Costly Perfume Bastard of the Overlord 6 Erdenechimeg Ewerer […]
Spoilers! So you are trapped in the depths of the Veins, or marooned on a desert island, or left freezing at the summit of a mountain. You are in a scenario where the body is burning calories fast and the beef jerky ran out long ago. Its time to decide what you are willing to […]
Rathman Necromancer Class: Rathman Necromancer Starting Equipment: Bone Dagger, Bone Breastplate (as Leather) Starting Skill: 1. Religion 2. Anatomy 3. Toxicology A: Path of the Summoner, Path of the Boneturner, Path of the Hexcrafter, Apprentice Path B: Journeyman Paths, Investment +1 C: Advanced Paths, Investment +1 D: Master Paths, Investment +1 Paths- As […]
FLY-SIGHT Professor MacArthur’s lecture was the talk of the town, it was rare that we had such a celebrated archaeologist visit our quaint country. I had secured a front row ticket through an old fraternity contact who assured me that I would not be dismayed, for he knew well of my amateur delights in […]
My first post commissioned via Ko-Fi, this one is for you Furtive goblin! Well hi there little buddy! On the Khokhantipa Mudflats there lives a native people who eek out a living on the whims of the tides, scavenging upon the broad stinking morass of low tide and riding the waves of the high tide. While […]
