Weird lore and gonzo mechanics for your RPG pleasure!
I found this is my google docs drafts from two years ago and kinda surprised I never seemed to have posted it? I really enjoy hyenas in general, but (g)nasty gnolls are good stuff. I’m pretty certain these ones have all been blessed by some plague ridden Outer Entity. Hyper-developed jaw muscles pulled into a […]
d6 Where’d this wizard come from? 1. Money, this Wizard came from old money. The best tutors, the best gadgets, the best daemonic contracts– even their familiar had been in the family for generations. They grew in a world that was immersed in petty magics, in bound fae-servents and self cleaning spaces, of manifested delicacies […]
Pocket Wizard is All Pockets! What’s in Pocket Wizard’s Pockets? String Twine Thread Yarn Cord Musical Rope Silk Hemp Spiderweb Bedsheets Hair Synthetic Comb Switchblade Wide-toothed, Sandalwood Beard, Whalebone Absolutely Filthy & Gunked-up One of those gimmicky massage combs that don’t work That desert comb from Space Balls Keys To a local dungeon To the […]
SOME MORE MAGIC ITEMS FUCK YEAH! First Post See this square of fabric? IT’S A POCKET! PANTSLESS POCKET! Put it on an object or put it on yourself, I DON’T CARE, and now that thing has a pocket! You can only store in it however much empty space is in there, but it’s great for […]
See first post of strange fantasy drugs Simurgh Spit Soup- The Simurgh, legendary and benevolent Bird of Birds, the size of a Roc and emblazoned with eye watering colors, She-Who-Is-Thirty, The Thirty-In-One. Her nest is built of branches of the Tree of Life held together with her own saliva. And some wily bastard keeps finding […]
This originally all started as the two of us, Unlawful Games and The Red Lantern, working on separate D100+ Dragon lists. The thing is though, Dragons are Real. They’re realer than either of us. They’re realer than your game, they’re realer than you. Our paltry attempts on our own only dug at the topmost layer […]
WARNING! This Class potentially holds spoilers for the Horror/Drama Podcast Ghost Wax Reclaimers are or were the sanctioned necromancers of the Order of the Hamsa–an ancient organization dedicated to the elimination of supernatural threats to humanity. Reclaiming specifically is less its own school of magic and more a specific philosophy dealing with the application of […]
Magical Miscreants: d100+ Wizard & Witches by theunlawfulneutral
For PW– I suppose this might be handy if you somehow cast Speak with Plants in an office environment. Delta Green perhaps? Succulent– Yeah, I guess Steve is alright. Waters me a bit too often and his opinions about the ‘shape of time’ is a little nutty. But I’m in better shape than Aloe at […]
My newest book, Bridgtown, has lots of goats. Here’s a few of them! D2 Call Meh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH D4 Size Little Gruff Middle Gruff Big Gruff KAIJU GRUFF D6 Purpose Meat/Skin Milk/Dairy Products Fur/Wool Scrub maintenance /Trash Disposal Guard Goat Companionship D8 Personality Grumpy but lovable Dangerously curious Strong Willed and LOUD Incredibly Lazy and […]