D100+ Wizards and Witches Now in Zine Form!
Magical Miscreants: d100+ Wizard & Witches by theunlawfulneutral
Commission: D10 Potted Plants and their Opinions on the Office Workers
For PW– I suppose this might be handy if you somehow cast Speak with Plants in an office environment. Delta Green perhaps? Succulent– Yeah, I guess Steve is alright. Waters me a bit too often and his opinions about the ‘shape of time’ is a little nutty. But I’m in better shape than Aloe at […]
d100+ Weird Goats
My newest book, Bridgtown, has lots of goats. Here’s a few of them! D2 Call Meh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH D4 Size Little Gruff Middle Gruff Big Gruff KAIJU GRUFF D6 Purpose Meat/Skin Milk/Dairy Products Fur/Wool Scrub maintenance /Trash Disposal Guard Goat Companionship D8 Personality Grumpy but lovable Dangerously curious Strong Willed and LOUD Incredibly Lazy and […]
Constellation Volume 1: RPG Zine Anthology
Constellation Volume 1: RPG Zine Anthology Hello Everyone! Sorry for having gone quiet for a while, my creative energies have been focused on a secret Troika project with Technical Grimoire and getting ready for Constellation Volume 1! 12 Delicious Zines compiled by Hitpoint Press into a beautiful hardback edition. That’s right folks! No more bent […]
d100+ Peculiar Pirates
D2 Yar HAR! ARRRRR! D4 Pirate Province Sea Pirates Sky Pirate Space Pirates Desert Pirates D6 Pirate Pet (Not ALL Pirates have pets but this one does, fuck you) Parrot Monkey Cat Rat Terrier Crocodile Something…strange D8 Pirate Parrel Tricorn Hat Colorful Bandana Copious stolen jewelry Tall Cavalier boots with big buckles Big […]
d100 Crazy Castle Generator
1d2 Haunted? Absolutely Undeniably 1d4 Size Tower Keep Palace Complex Megastructure 1d6 Topography Hill/Cliff Cave Island Lowland/Plains Marsh/Swamp Forest 1d8 Title of Nominal Owner– Could very well be ruined, captured, or otherwise Castellan- Landed Knight Baron/Baroness Viscount/Viscountess Earl/Countess Marquess/Marchioness Duke/Duchess Prince/Princess King/Queen 1d10 Defensive/offensive Features Crocodile/Hippo/Piranha etc. Infested Moat Murder Holes Sally Port Additional Curtain […]
5d20 Petty Villager Squabble Generator
D20 The ______ Wronged me by _____ And they ____ So I demand _____ You _____ 1 Abbot/Abbess Catcalling me Are a werewolf A public whipping! Addled Cur! 2 Baker Cavorting with Fairies Are different from us A stockading! Beef-Witted Louse! 3 Blacksmith Cheating at cards Are possessed by a demon A weregild! Churlish […]
d100 THINGS IN THE GROUND
d100 THINGS IN THE GROUND Dirt, lots and lots of dirt Magic Dirt! Rocks- What Dirt is before the Lichen got to it Common Mineral Coal Iron Bauxite Phosphorous Gypsum Feldspar Gems Amber Ruby Emeralds Diamonds Opals Jade Precious Metal Rhodium Platinum Gold Ruthenium Iridium Silver Star Metal Mithril Orichaculm Adamantium Katchin Tikal Octiron Uh […]
Commission: 20 Reasons This Merc Was Blacklisted
I was asked to come up with 20 rumored reasons that the commissioner’s Forgotten Realms character was blacklisted from all the local mercenary groups. The real reason is because he got a promotion, saw the discrepancy between officer and grunt pay and tried to unionize. “Y’know that incident like what, two? Three years back? What […]
d100 Things Floating Through Space
100’ tall ultraviolet sarcophagus spewing trails of black ichor from its tear-ducts A pair of mating asteroid-snails, love darts the size of skyscrapers being exchanged A lonely satellite-bound combat AI running armageddon-scenario loops to keep away their boredom A potted petunia Alien Radio Signal, when translated it is a serial drama Field of micro-blackholes Space-Truck […]