Weird lore and gonzo mechanics for your RPG pleasure!
This post is thanks to a number of folks who keep me hyped with Jojo gifs. Thanks to the folks in the Dungeon Dice and Drama and Hope for TTRPG discords as well as THE VERY VILIEST VIZIERS for helping me come up with some of the ideas and deal with my nonsense as I […]
Classic amirite? For the purposes of a “sword” I’m saying it is any weapon for thrusting or slashing that isn’t on a pole. Except when it’s not. As usual, images provided from Old Book Illustrations. D2 Has an absurd edgy name Yes YES D4 Blade Type Double Edged, straight blade Single Edged, straight blade […]
Once again, all images are thanks to Old Books Illustrations. D2 Is it a Dracula? Yes Yes D4 Photosensitivity Must be in coffin by sunrise. Loses consciousness with the sunrise Agonizing burns, rapid disintegration SPF600000, a thick umbrella, and long sleeves do the trick Sparkles D6 Blood and Human Food Meat Brains Psychic Energy Wine […]
Like any aesthetic, Cottagecore has its share of problems, largely stemming from co-opted nostalgia and rural life but there are also the considerations of idealized domesticity and neo-colonialism. However, the ideas of appreciating simple things, of making something with your own hands, of sharing and caring for each other, and of allowing anyone of any […]
SEND IN THE CLOWNS D2 Is This Clown Unnerving? Yes YES D4 Type White Face- Full white face, most extravagantly dressed, the “Top Banana” clown Auguste- or a Red Clown, tends to be the dimmer recipient of White Face’s shenanigans Character- Somewhere between White and Red in the Clown Hierarchy, usually parodies some profession. Clown […]
MOTHER MYCELIUM SENDS HER SPORE-BOIS INTO THE WORLD FOR ADVENTURE d2 Is it essentially a walking reproduction organ? Yes YES D4 Sentience/Sapience Non-Sentient/Mindless/P-Zombie Basic Sentience Collectively Sapient through the Mycelial Hive Mind Individually Sapient, however can connect to a Mycelial Hive Mind d6 Reproduction Method Spontaneous Spore Explosion Constant shedding of spores Fusion with […]
Lists & Generators D100+ Mushroom People D100+ Clowns D100+ Cottagecore NPCs Plus Magic Items d100+ Terrible Steeds D100+ Mecha Generator d100+ Obnoxious Wizard Generator Weird Bug Generator Lankhmar Generators for a Spicy Green Burger D100+ Tormented Locations D100+ Weird Band Generator 5d20 Novelty Zombie Generator d100 Mansion Rooms D100 Haunted House Effects Quadruple d100 C-c-c-combo: […]
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/lost-pages/the-book-of-gaub Story A finger trails the letters across a dusty tome. A finger points the way down a dark haunted alley. A finger feels for the pulse of life on a long decayed corpse. A finger scratches the floorboards beneath your feet. A finger chewed down to a white bone. A finger that is […]
D100+ Tormented Locations of Gaub The following is a location generator for the forthcoming Book of Gaub project. Charles Ferguson-Avery of Wyrd and Wyld, Rowan of Thawing Kingdom, Paolo Greco of Chthonic Codex, myself and others have come together under Lost Pages publishing to create a new work of delicious horror in the style of Wonder […]
D2 Drugs? Yes Gratuitously D4 Renown Local Bars/Weddings Regionally Known/Cult Success One Hit Wonder/Major Label International Superstar D6 Size Solo Act Duo Trio Quartet Shifting Backup Band + Crooners Full Orchestra D8 Specialty Groupies Heavily pierced sirens with cryptic musical tastes A flock of hipster vampires, only into the most experimental […]