Weird lore and gonzo mechanics for your RPG pleasure!
So back in the day when Lucifer decided to rebel, he supposedly was able to get a third of the entire angelic host to rebel with him. While I’m no bible scholar, the numbers of angels I generally see quoted fall under the umbrella of “innumerable.” So a third of innumerable is still well…innumerable. […]
The World On Her Head by Rimma ‘zooyeglass’ Deli First an important note on: How to tell a Witch from a Wizard A Wizard has a Tower, a Witch has a Cottage A Wizard is an introvert, a Witch is also an introvert but is one of those sorts that has to extrovert constantly as part […]
Summoning is not an exact science. Or rather, it is an incredibly exact science that even the smallest deviation can cause countless repercussions. A few too many grains of salt, an imperfect circle, getting the inflection wrong on the incantation. This is why battle-field summoning tends to call only the weakest of extradimensional creatures or […]
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Not every Bard is stuck to a single genre, so here is a variety of Perks and Songs that might appeal to a bard. 90’s Witch by Michał Sałata PERKS Perk: Can’t Touch This– Bonus to AC equal to number of remaining MD. Perk: Red Right Hand- You deal an additional amount of fire damage equal to […]
For all sorts of Arthropods, not just insects! by Eugene Gottsnake 1d2 Metamorphosis 1. Doesn’t Metamorphose2. Does Metamorphose- Roll again on the table to determine adult form. 1d4 Locomotion1. Flies2. RUNS3. Burrows4. Swims 1d6 What does it eat?1. Sap2. Plants3. Honey4. Blood5. Living Meat6. Carrion 1d8 Size1. Nearly Microscopic2. Grain of sand3. Pebble4. Half hand5. Full […]
Folks liked he first one, here’s another! Roll Reason 1 I have a death wish the size of Jupiter! 2 I’m seeking the one! 3 I’m seeking The One! 4 I’m collecting headbands! 5 I’m building up good Karma for my next incarnation! 6 I’m paying off the bad Karma from my previous incarnation! 7 […]
My brain is dead so time to do a random list. Maybe you killed the Troll and you are searching through its insides. Maybe you punched its gut so hard it threw up. I don’t know. Maybe consider rolling when the troll is first encountered and see how what it ate might affect the entire […]
My group of Eldritch Americana waste-wanderers are having a low stakes filler episode at the carnival. Here are some mini games we did while there. Most of the games are rigged. Encourage players to sneakily screw over the carnies at the midway. It is 1908, the Moon is shattered, the Elder Gods have returned and […]
I was going to make a play report for the live GLOG stuff I’ve been playing but I’ve not been in the right mind place to write it all up yet. It is nominally another Tomb of the Serpent Kings play through in what is essentially a take on Arnold K’s Eldritch Americana. However after […]
