Commission: D10 Potted Plants and their Opinions on the Office Workers

For PW– I suppose this might be handy if you somehow cast Speak with Plants in an office environment. Delta Green perhaps? Succulent–  Yeah, I guess Steve is alright. Waters me a bit too often and his opinions about the ‘shape of time’ is a little nutty. But I’m in better shape than Aloe at […]

d100+ Weird Goats

My newest book, Bridgtown, has lots of goats. Here’s a few of them! D2  Call Meh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH   D4 Size Little Gruff Middle Gruff Big Gruff KAIJU GRUFF D6 Purpose Meat/Skin Milk/Dairy Products Fur/Wool Scrub maintenance /Trash Disposal Guard Goat Companionship D8 Personality Grumpy but lovable Dangerously curious Strong Willed and LOUD Incredibly Lazy and […]

Constellation Volume 1: RPG Zine Anthology

Constellation Volume 1: RPG Zine Anthology Hello Everyone! Sorry for having gone quiet for a while, my creative energies have been focused on a secret Troika project with Technical Grimoire and getting ready for Constellation Volume 1! 12 Delicious Zines compiled by Hitpoint Press into a beautiful hardback edition. That’s right folks! No more bent […]

d100 Crazy Castle Generator

1d2 Haunted? Absolutely Undeniably  1d4 Size Tower Keep Palace Complex Megastructure  1d6 Topography Hill/Cliff Cave Island Lowland/Plains Marsh/Swamp Forest 1d8 Title of Nominal Owner– Could very well be ruined, captured, or otherwise Castellan- Landed Knight Baron/Baroness Viscount/Viscountess Earl/Countess Marquess/Marchioness Duke/Duchess Prince/Princess King/Queen  1d10 Defensive/offensive Features Crocodile/Hippo/Piranha etc. Infested Moat Murder Holes Sally Port Additional Curtain […]

Commission: 20 Reasons This Merc Was Blacklisted

I was asked to come up with 20 rumored reasons that the commissioner’s Forgotten Realms character was blacklisted from all the local mercenary groups. The real reason is because he got a promotion, saw the discrepancy between officer and grunt pay and tried to unionize.  “Y’know that incident like what, two? Three years back? What […]

d100 Things Floating Through Space

100’ tall ultraviolet sarcophagus spewing trails of black ichor from its tear-ducts A pair of mating asteroid-snails, love darts the size of skyscrapers being exchanged A lonely satellite-bound combat AI running armageddon-scenario loops to keep away their boredom A potted petunia Alien Radio Signal, when translated it is a serial drama Field of micro-blackholes Space-Truck […]