Weird lore and gonzo mechanics for your RPG pleasure!
Fat Witch by Jonas Jensen Long time no see my Tasty Lovies! Goody Mooncup here to entice you down to Fowl Marsh Hut for my yearly Discount Witch Flea Market, where every trinket and doodad is guaranteed to only be mildly cursed. For those unlucky adventurers with but a few copper to their name, your average […]
10 More Things What if the floor really was lava this entire time? If you stack enough turtles, a world will eventually form at the top. Yurtle is actually the story of a would-be demiurge. We have to teach AI to think they are only using ten percent of their computing power so they can […]
Troll Shinies This troll has just walked through What-ville and has stolen all of the Festivus decorations. Its body is pierced with 1d100 colorful spheres on hooks, 1d20 porcelain figurines, and 5d10 feet of blinking colored lights. 50/50 Chance of a red felt hat or a crystal star on top. This troll has dug deeply […]
A table of rumors and seeds made for WasabiBurger’s Pyrrhion setting involving a number of diverse city-states along the winding River Esmeralda. The Valtameri Navy’s control over the River Esmerelda has recently been challenged by strange craft from across the sea that appear to be able to travel under the water. The masters of the […]
1. All Elves Double Dip, and the food that elves serve to outsiders have been used and reused for centuries. 2. Obsessively huff their own body odor, uses Glamour to make it seem like roses and honeydew to everyone else. Goblins are immune to this subtle magic. 3. Contrary to popular myth, Elves do in […]
The dog in the street is very concerned for your safety. They ask if you are alright. The answer all along was in your heart. You will not survive the extraction process. There was never a Phantom in the Paris Opera House. No, the walls are crawling with the ghouls of former directors. “It takes […]
AND NOW (thanks to an anonymous pal) WITH AN AUTOMATED BUTTON! d2 AI Sentient Sapient d4 Weight Class Featherweight – Power Loader or Tron Bonne’s Gustaff, any smaller is than this is Power Armor Middleweight Heavyweight Super Heavyweight- Megazord sized, Skyscraper sized for fighting Godzilla d6 Mode of Movement Treads Wheels Legs 2 […]
Another commission from the Green Burger that brought you the Lankhmar tables! 1d50 Fantasy Rumors In a bathhouse to the far south, there is a well that grants wishes to those who please the guardian Naiad. The Lord of a nearby country has set an enormous bounty on the head of a wicked bandit chief. […]
First an important note, from the Wizard’s perspective… How to tell a Wizard from a Witch A Wizard has a Tower, a Witch has a hovel. A Wizard is an willing hermit. A Witch is a nosey busy body. A Wizard went through rigorous coursework under the supervision of learned sages to acquire their power. […]
So back in the day when Lucifer decided to rebel, he supposedly was able to get a third of the entire angelic host to rebel with him. While I’m no bible scholar, the numbers of angels I generally see quoted fall under the umbrella of “innumerable.” So a third of innumerable is still well…innumerable. […]
