Weird lore and gonzo mechanics for your RPG pleasure!
D2 Yar HAR! ARRRRR! D4 Pirate Province Sea Pirates Sky Pirate Space Pirates Desert Pirates D6 Pirate Pet (Not ALL Pirates have pets but this one does, fuck you) Parrot Monkey Cat Rat Terrier Crocodile Something…strange D8 Pirate Parrel Tricorn Hat Colorful Bandana Copious stolen jewelry Tall Cavalier boots with big buckles Big […]
1d2 Haunted? Absolutely Undeniably 1d4 Size Tower Keep Palace Complex Megastructure 1d6 Topography Hill/Cliff Cave Island Lowland/Plains Marsh/Swamp Forest 1d8 Title of Nominal Owner– Could very well be ruined, captured, or otherwise Castellan- Landed Knight Baron/Baroness Viscount/Viscountess Earl/Countess Marquess/Marchioness Duke/Duchess Prince/Princess King/Queen 1d10 Defensive/offensive Features Crocodile/Hippo/Piranha etc. Infested Moat Murder Holes Sally Port Additional Curtain […]
D20 The ______ Wronged me by _____ And they ____ So I demand _____ You _____ 1 Abbot/Abbess Catcalling me Are a werewolf A public whipping! Addled Cur! 2 Baker Cavorting with Fairies Are different from us A stockading! Beef-Witted Louse! 3 Blacksmith Cheating at cards Are possessed by a demon A weregild! Churlish […]
d100 THINGS IN THE GROUND Dirt, lots and lots of dirt Magic Dirt! Rocks- What Dirt is before the Lichen got to it Common Mineral Coal Iron Bauxite Phosphorous Gypsum Feldspar Gems Amber Ruby Emeralds Diamonds Opals Jade Precious Metal Rhodium Platinum Gold Ruthenium Iridium Silver Star Metal Mithril Orichaculm Adamantium Katchin Tikal Octiron Uh […]
I was asked to come up with 20 rumored reasons that the commissioner’s Forgotten Realms character was blacklisted from all the local mercenary groups. The real reason is because he got a promotion, saw the discrepancy between officer and grunt pay and tried to unionize. “Y’know that incident like what, two? Three years back? What […]
100’ tall ultraviolet sarcophagus spewing trails of black ichor from its tear-ducts A pair of mating asteroid-snails, love darts the size of skyscrapers being exchanged A lonely satellite-bound combat AI running armageddon-scenario loops to keep away their boredom A potted petunia Alien Radio Signal, when translated it is a serial drama Field of micro-blackholes Space-Truck […]
Dwyane Edwardo Alcott D’ambrisio- D.E.A. D’ambrisio died four centuries ago when his hearse was waylaid by vampires and resurrectionists one evening. Waking up after the attack and finding his carriage empty, D’ambrisio had a nap in the empty coffin then proceeded to hunt down his attackers. His fees are steep and the funerals have to […]
D100+ GOBLIN GENERATOR This is nominally for Goblin Week, but we know that EVERY WEEK IS GOBLIN WEEK! We’re trying something new here as well with an open license NPC Generator by Dream Hero, which creates great goblin-like creatures! Just give the picture above a click to get a new goblin! Alternatively the […]
GLOG CLASS: BLACKSMOKE SORCERER Inspired by the Buckets of Blood classes, my love of gonzo-grot (Dan’s term), and a driving need to run a Dorohedoro inspired game, here’s my attempt at bringing the Magic-Users of that world to GLOG. I want a game with these, Mon’s Accidental Splatter Killer, Modron’s Chainsaw Wizard and/or The Lovey […]
Robots, Golems, Androids and more! Come and get yourself a synthetic friend! D2 Scientific Magic or Magical Science? Yes YES D4 Basic Shape Anthropomorphic Radial Animal Modular D6 Original Purpose General Labor, like agriculture and construction Combat Entertainment Domestic/Housekeeping/Civil Service Medical Specialized Labor, like space mining and bomb defusion D8 Theme Steampunk […]