Author: TheLawfulNeutral

1d2 Haunted? Absolutely Undeniably  1d4 Size Tower Keep Palace Complex Megastructure  1d6 Topography Hill/Cliff Cave Island Lowland/Plains Marsh/Swamp Forest 1d8 Title of Nominal Owner– Could very well be ruined, captured, or otherwise Castellan- Landed Knight Baron/Baroness Viscount/Viscountess Earl/Countess Marquess/Marchioness Duke/Duchess Prince/Princess King/Queen  1d10 Defensive/offensive Features Crocodile/Hippo/Piranha etc. Infested Moat Murder Holes Sally Port Additional Curtain […]

  D20 The ______ Wronged me by _____ And they ____ So I demand _____ You _____ 1 Abbot/Abbess Catcalling me Are a werewolf A public whipping! Addled Cur! 2 Baker Cavorting with Fairies Are different from us A stockading! Beef-Witted Louse! 3 Blacksmith Cheating at cards Are possessed by a demon A weregild! Churlish […]

I was asked to come up with 20 rumored reasons that the commissioner’s Forgotten Realms character was blacklisted from all the local mercenary groups. The real reason is because he got a promotion, saw the discrepancy between officer and grunt pay and tried to unionize.  “Y’know that incident like what, two? Three years back? What […]

Dwyane Edwardo Alcott D’ambrisio- D.E.A. D’ambrisio died four centuries ago when his hearse was waylaid by vampires and resurrectionists one evening. Waking up after the attack and finding his carriage empty, D’ambrisio had a nap in the empty coffin then proceeded to hunt down his attackers. His fees are steep and the funerals have to […]

Robots, Golems, Androids and more! Come and get yourself a synthetic friend! D2 Scientific Magic or Magical Science? Yes YES   D4 Basic Shape Anthropomorphic Radial Animal Modular   D6 Original Purpose General Labor, like agriculture and construction Combat Entertainment Domestic/Housekeeping/Civil Service Medical Specialized Labor, like space mining and bomb defusion   D8 Theme Steampunk […]

Spear Deer: Also known as Odocoileus enis, or the Sword Tooth Deer. In their natural environment, Spear Deer feed primarily off of the flowers, fruit, and foliage of the violent Yateveo tree. In order to bypass the tree’s natural defenses, the Spear Deer’s tongue has adapted into a hard-tipped projectile capable of kebabing morsels and […]