Time for another Semiurge inspired Random generator! You can also probably thank my childhood love of Disgaea: Hour of Darkness by ALTUS for this one.
Roll
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Head
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1
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None
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2
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Stuffed Scarecrow- Blind/Deaf
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3
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Standard Meat Head
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4
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Mouthguard and Helmet- Can’t bite, +1 Armor
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5
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Hideously Enlarged- Big Target -1 Armor, +1 damage die to bite attack
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6
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Shrunken- No bite, Gaze- Save vs. Magic, Reduce Saves by 2 while in sight
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7
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Undead Bard- Continuously moans dirges, reduces morale for all by 2
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8
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Infested- No eyes, continuously spews clouds of flies, hampers vision
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9
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Animal Head- Roll on an animal table, can do what that animal can do
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10
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Noxious- Belch Breath Weapon 30′ Cone, Save vs. Poison 1d6 damage
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11
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Proboscis- 1d6 Stabbing + Blood Drain as a Stirge |
12
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Luchadore Mask- Immune to Scrying, Elbow drop for 3d6 when at height advantage |
13
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Doppelganger- Distorts to look like a loved one |
14
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Television- Flashing images, 1-in-100 chance of causing epileptic seizures |
15
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Two Headed- Double the Bites, Double the Sights
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16
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Metal Robot Head- Lasers 2d6 damage every 1d6 rounds 300′ range, prone to rust
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17
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Hell Mouth- Spend a Round to spit 1d4HD Demon, anything swallowed sent to Hell |
18
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Head of Orpheus- Prophetic- Can force 1 die a day to show any number on that die |
19
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Medusa’s Head- Save Vs. Petrification Gaze
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20
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The Eye of Balor- Save Vs. Death Gaze
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Roll
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Arms and Hands
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1
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None
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2
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Sticks- Can’t grab, could as fragile improvised weapons
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3
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Standard Meat Arms
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4
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Boxing Gloves- Can’t deal lethal damage, knocks unconscious targets on a crit
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5
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Roll on Legs and Feet
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6
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Flippers- Swim like a fish, can slap for 1 damage
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7
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Swords- Attacks as Longsword, can’t grab or pick things up
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8
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Ghoul- Paralyzing touch as a Ghoul
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9
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Snakes- Two big undead snakes, Save vs. Poison Bite attacks
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10
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Wings- Can fly at Move speed, can’t hold anything
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11
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Hooks- Pirate hands!!!
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12
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Fractals Hands- Hands made out of increasingly smaller hands, impossibly tight grip
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13
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Pincers- Robot or Giant Crab style, can catch missed melee attacks and disarm.
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14
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Tentacles- Double reach, can grab and pull.
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15
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Mantis Shrimp- 2d6 Damage, Crit Armor is destroyed. +1d6 underwater. Loud.
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16
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Chainsaws- 2d6 ignore leather, hacks off random limb on max damage, prone to rust
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17
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Monkey Paw- Grants 5 twisted Wishes, anything spoken nearby as a request counts.
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18
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Hecatoncheires- 2d4 Arms exploding on 4
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19
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Martial Arts Master- 5 Point Exploding Heart, 1 target/day Save vs. Death
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20
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Sinews of Hercules- Succeeds all Strength contests/checks.
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Roll
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Torso
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1
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Skeletal- Half HP
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2
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Stuffed with Hay, Double Damage from Fire
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3
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Standard Meat Torso
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4
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Tree Stump- Armor as Chain, double damage from fire and slashing |
5
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Tiny Body- Halfing sized body, full limbs. Awkward, can squeeze in small spaces |
6
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So Many Nipples- 2d4 nipples, has a Nipples-in-10 chance of being an undead witch. |
7
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Wax Wings- Can fly at half Movement, fire melts wings |
8
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On Fire- +1d6 fire damage to attacks, takes 1d6 damage per roud. |
9
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Whiskey Barrel- Full of 1. Acid 2. Gunpowder 3. Whiskey 4. Random Potion |
10
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Hive- Swarm of 1. Spiders 2. Bees 3. Rats 4. Ants
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11
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Boils/Pustules- Damage causes pustules to burst/spray Save vs Random Disease
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12
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Cage- Has a random zombie with half HD and Size |
13
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Gelatinous- Acts as random Ooze |
14
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Blemmyes- extra eyes on chest, extra bite attack, swallow small targets on crit |
15
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Conjoined Twin- Roll twice for Head, Arms, Torso, This zombie has it all
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16
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Metal Robot Torso- Armor as Plate, prone to rust
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17
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Bear Hunting Armor- Covered in spikes, deal with it |
18
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Torso of Holding- Hole in gut contains 1d6 random items, exploding on 6 |
19
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Iron Body of Achilles- Cannot be damaged barring a single weak spot.
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20
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Adamant Body of Atlas- size/strength of Storm Giant or similar
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Roll
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Legs and Feet
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1
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None
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2
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A Single Wooden Pole- Half Movement, prone to tripping
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3
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Standard Meat Feet
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4
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The Heels of Achilles- Attack feet for insta-kill
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5
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Roll on Arms and Hands
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6
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Fish Tail- Can swim as well as a fish, flops uselessly on land
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7
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Umbrellas- I don’t know why they did this, half movement, constant Feather Fall |
8
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Roller Skates- Twice Movement, Easy to push |
9
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Goat Legs- Not affected by rough terrain
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10
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Talons- Extra claw attack, good grip, not great at running
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11
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Snake- Can constrict for 1d6 per round, Strength contest to resist |
12
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Tank Treads- Poor at turning, extremely heavy, can crush/flatten prone targets |
13
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An Entire Horse- That’s right, zombie centaur.
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14
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Skull Crusher Thighs- Any target held between thighs for 3 rounds is crushed. |
15
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BUER LEGS: 2d4 Exploding Legs all around body, cartwheels/tramples,
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16
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Metal Robot Legs- Cannot be tripped or slowed, prone to rust
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17
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Spider Legs- All eight of them, can climb up walls and shit
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18
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Big Spring- Can leap 30′, spend round winding up for 60′ jump
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19
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Rocket Legs- Moves in straight line at 5x move, explodes for 4d6 if it hits anything |
20
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The Legs of Hugi- Fast enough to essentially teleport within line of sight
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Roll
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Other
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1
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Dirty Novelty Underwear |
2
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Massive amounts of cologne- Reeks, but at least not of rot.
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3
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Instrument: 50% of being salvageable |
4
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Gold Holy Symbol- Stabbed into chest, deflects both holy and necromantic magic |
5
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Jack-o-Lantern- Strength as Bull’s Eye Lantern, thrown for 2d6 Fire Damage |
6
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Zombie Arm- Carries another animate zombie arm as a bludgeon |
7
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A Pocket Watch |
8
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Miner’s Helmet |
9
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Collar- “If Found, Please Return to King Krichevskoy, Overlord of Netherworld” |
10
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Mummy Wrappings- 1-in-6 chance of inflicting Mummy Rot |
11
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Time Bomb- Will explode as an HDd6 Fireball in 2d6 Rounds |
12
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A diploma instead of a brain, contains 1 random spell |
13
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Haunted Object- Followed by a ghost of equal HD, might be zombie’s old soul |
14
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Abby Normal Brain- Acts as Confused |
15
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Tycho’s Nose- Silver, looks fabulous |
16
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Silk and Sawdust Heart- Prone to emotional outbursts
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17
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Neckbolts- Healed by lightning damage
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18
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Acidic Blood- Eats through metal and wood.
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19
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Brain of Wizard Mahogany- Know 3 Random Spells
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20
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Horse Wiener- OH FUCK YOU GUYS ARE SCREWED
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