Oh hey, Magnus Archives is back. Lets celebrate with a list of weird niche phobias.

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Phobia
1
Sticky Fingers
2
Long nails
3
Clacking teeth
4
Water
5
Large spaces
6
Small Spaces
7
Being crowded
8
Being alone
9
Being a tulpa
10
Clowns, but specifically ones not currently dressed as clowns
11
Being followed by, but not attacked by, polar bears
12
Being hated for reasons you were once loved
13
Falling into a crevasse
14
Human-like figures
15
Puppies
16
Those fish in Korean foot spas
17
Quilts with mismatching squares
18
Cat bean toes
19
Holes
20
Piles of leaves
21
People crunching ice cubes
22
Tadpoles
23
Human-like animals
24
Animal-like Humans
25
C# note
26
Matryoshka Dolls
27
Anything spherical 
28
Religious iconography
29
The fact so many things taste like chicken
30
Maths (Common among druids)
31
Horses (and anything close to them)
32
Impossible Colors ( Stygian Blue for example) 
33
The consistency of cottage cheese
34
Doppelgangers
35
Fire
36
Alliteration 
37
Tiny people living in the walls
38
Being found dead in an embarrassing position
39
Dim light, not darkness, just dim
40
Of being a matryoshka doll
41
Grease
42
Spirals
43
Finding a hole perfect for you
44
Fish rising from the sea and taking over
45
Mosquitos 
46
Things living inside furniture
47
Skeletons, but only the ones still inside people
48
Holidays without an apparently religious purpose
49
Your own reflection
50
Being selected for an epic quest
51
Never being selected for an epic quest
52
Tests of any kind
53
Eggs
54
Buer
55
Attractive doctors
56
Voiding yourself in public
57
Any music more energetic than smooth jazz
58
Aging
59
Disease
60
Getting caught in your own web of lies
61
MEAT
62
The Unknown
63
Being controlled
64
Unpredictable violence
65
Predictable violence
66
Descending into madness and not knowing it
67
Descending into madness and very much knowing it
68
Death
69
Perverse jokes
70
The Dark
71
Bright Light
72
Magic (the sleight of hand kind)
73
Magic (the real kind)
74
Long words
75
Short words
76
Opposable thumbs
77
The word “It”
78
Forgetting anything
79
Losing any part of yourself (skin flakes and snot included)
80
Not being able to go back to your old career
81
Having to go back to your old career
82
Being recognized in a crowd
83
All of the supposedly good bacteria
84
The inevitable progression of entropy
85
The possibility that there is no intrinsic meaning in the world
86
The possibility there is intrinsic meaning in the world, and you’re wrong about it
87
The possibility there is intrinsic meaning in the word, and you’re right about it.
88
Being attacked while bathing
89
Topiary
90
Artificial light sources
91
The eyes on goats, sheep, and octopuses 
92
The sounds hear in perfect silence
93
Waking up in an ice bath with missing organs
94
Waking up in a cornfield with extra organs
95
Contracts (and probably Lawyers)
96
Patterns, especially on undergarments 
97
The sound of bells
98
Fungi, molds, and any related byproducts
99
Realizing that you are in a dream but being unable to wake up
100
Your whole life actually being a game.

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