Oh hey, Magnus Archives is back. Lets celebrate with a list of weird niche phobias. Roll Phobia 1 Sticky Fingers 2 Long nails 3 Clacking teeth 4 Water 5 Large spaces 6 Small Spaces 7 Being crowded 8 Being alone 9 Being a tulpa 10 Clowns, but specifically ones not currently dressed as clowns 11 Being followed by, but not attacked by, polar bears 12 Being hated for reasons you were once loved 13 Falling into a crevasse 14 Human-like figures 15 Puppies 16 Those fish in Korean foot spas 17 Quilts with mismatching squares 18 Cat bean toes 19 Holes 20 Piles of leaves 21 People crunching ice cubes 22 Tadpoles 23 Human-like animals 24 Animal-like Humans 25 C# note 26 Matryoshka Dolls 27 Anything spherical 28 Religious iconography 29 The fact so many things taste like chicken 30 Maths (Common among druids) 31 Horses (and anything close to them) 32 Impossible Colors ( Stygian Blue for example) 33 The consistency of cottage cheese 34 Doppelgangers 35 Fire 36 Alliteration 37 Tiny people living in the walls 38 Being found dead in an embarrassing position 39 Dim light, not darkness, just dim 40 Of being a matryoshka doll 41 Grease 42 Spirals 43 Finding a hole perfect for you 44 Fish rising from the sea and taking over 45 Mosquitos 46 Things living inside furniture 47 Skeletons, but only the ones still inside people 48 Holidays without an apparently religious purpose 49 Your own reflection 50 Being selected for an epic quest 51 Never being selected for an epic quest 52 Tests of any kind 53 Eggs 54 Buer 55 Attractive doctors 56 Voiding yourself in public 57 Any music more energetic than smooth jazz 58 Aging 59 Disease 60 Getting caught in your own web of lies 61 MEAT 62 The Unknown 63 Being controlled 64 Unpredictable violence 65 Predictable violence 66 Descending into madness and not knowing it 67 Descending into madness and very much knowing it 68 Death 69 Perverse jokes 70 The Dark 71 Bright Light 72 Magic (the sleight of hand kind) 73 Magic (the real kind) 74 Long words 75 Short words 76 Opposable thumbs 77 The word “It” 78 Forgetting anything 79 Losing any part of yourself (skin flakes and snot included) 80 Not being able to go back to your old career 81 Having to go back to your old career 82 Being recognized in a crowd 83 All of the supposedly good bacteria 84 The inevitable progression of entropy 85 The possibility that there is no intrinsic meaning in the world 86 The possibility there is intrinsic meaning in the world, and you’re wrong about it 87 The possibility there is intrinsic meaning in the word, and you’re right about it. 88 Being attacked while bathing 89 Topiary 90 Artificial light sources 91 The eyes on goats, sheep, and octopuses 92 The sounds hear in perfect silence 93 Waking up in an ice bath with missing organs 94 Waking up in a cornfield with extra organs 95 Contracts (and probably Lawyers) 96 Patterns, especially on undergarments 97 The sound of bells 98 Fungi, molds, and any related byproducts 99 Realizing that you are in a dream but being unable to wake up 100 Your whole life actually being a game. Liked it? Take a second to support TheLawfulNeutral on Patreon!