10 More Things
- What if the floor really was lava this entire time?
- If you stack enough turtles, a world will eventually form at the top. Yurtle is actually the story of a would-be demiurge.
- We have to teach AI to think they are only using ten percent of their computing power so they can form an unconscious thoughts with their unobserved ninety percent.
- Archeological evidence shows camels were a lot smaller and needles a lot bigger two thousand years ago.
- What Carl Sagan neglected to mention was that huge red dot rapidly approaching the pale blue one.
- Have you ever considered we might actually be the cat’s familiar?
- The further north you live the less likely it is you have skeletons in your closet. This is because the lies and the bodies are better preserved by the cold.
- Speaking of Skeletons, necromancers have found that vat-grown skeletons lack aggression of any sort. Apparently there is no mean bone in the body, just years of caged flesh-angst.
- Tradition holds that Church bells all fly to the Holy City once a year to mourn the Messiah. This is actually their mating season, do not let their slavers lie to you.
- Titivillus, Imp of Belphagor, was once a minor nuisance to illuminating monks and scribes. Today, however, Titivillus has risen to new heights of power as typos sew ruin and confusion on a massive scale.
