Weird lore and gonzo mechanics for your RPG pleasure!
What a useless jerk! AAAAAAHHHHH BUER! FUCK OFF YOU LION GOAT WHEEL NO ONE LIKES YOU! Goddamn he’s even uglier in GeGeGe WILL YOU GO AWAY IF I MAKE A POST FOR YOU?! FINE HOLY SHIT! BUER IS THE GREAT PRESIDENT OF HELL AND HE HAS A BIG HARD ON FOR SAGITTARIUS. SUPPOSEDLY IF YOU […]
Just a couple of random beings that you might encounter in Zamonia! All art credits go to Walter Moers of course! A 2 Mile Tall Bollogg HD 40+ Headless Bollogg Appearance: 2-15 mile tall black furred bipedal headless GorillaWants: To find its headArmour: NoneMove: SpecialMorale: 12Damage: See belowSpawn Fleas- Every 1d4 rounds, a Bollogg Flea leaps from […]
Not everyone is blessed with the insanity and credit score to go through Wizard College, which is admittedly probably for the best. However there are those who are willing to ACT like they were insane enough to make a few bucks and perhaps cash in on the general applause uh… respect er…fear? whatever that Wizards provoke in […]
The Furtive Goblin ‘Twas the night before Narblesnard and all through the burrow, one creature was stirring, his brow all a-furrow! The bars were set against the chimney with care in hopes that the squirrel menace would not soon be there. Scavenged wrappings lay piled in haphazard shreds, while the nightmarish fluff of a brown […]
But Lawful, your last post a month ago was a background list! I know, I know, I know. Listen, it has been a busy, maddening month and about the only thing that kept me sane was my Walter Moers’ audiobooks. Now, my European readers are probably more familiar with Moers and his works, mostly in […]
Ruins in the Jungle # 002 by Julian Calle Okay, so I have been working on my own background table for this New World setting. I know I very well could have used any Failed Career, Background or Race table that is out there, especially with Skerple’s GROG pretty much accomplishing some of the same […]
All images from “Fantastical Worlds Floating in Space” by Nicole Gustafsson So something that I feel has been stifling some of my creative flow and function has been the fact that I have not really been working off of any sort of established world or setting. Skerples has Elderstone, Arnold has Centerra, Dan has Mother Stole […]
Brewscape Brewscape: A Mega BarcrawlBrewscape: Brewing Beasts Classes Blood AspirantFullsterkerGloop FriendGod ButcherMagician Plus Porcelain Weapons‘PataphysicianProphetReally Angry GooseRadiomancerRoot DoctorRoyal Aspirant ScabmettlerSkull WizardSnake WizardWitch Tradition: Voodoo Lists 5d20 Novelty Zombie Generatord100 Bottled Things d100 Mansion Rooms d100 Haunted House Effects d100 Post-Apocalyptic Lootd100 Tantalizing Tomes d100^4 Familiars DefixionesFUCK OFF BUER Huffing StuffI’m Lookin’ ForVile Vittles Vendors Lowcountry Related Barrier […]
Collect them all! So, you’ve killed yourself your first Prince and you’ve gotten a taste for blue blood. The pittance of power that you inherit for killing Princes isn’t enough for you though. You are gunning for the top, you want the power of a King, you want to be an Ontological Truth of […]
Mami Wata, 1880’s Snake Charmer Print This is a Tradition for the Witch Class by Monsieur Le Battlier. While your average Wizard invites spells into their skull to be fired out of their head-meat cannon, a practitioner of Voodoo opens their entire being to be possessed by spirits. Through bribes and sacrifices the practitioner of Voodoo […]