Weird lore and gonzo mechanics for your RPG pleasure!
A Metaphor is “a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to an object or action to which it is not literally applicable.” Well as we’ve seen from the likes of Sir Terry Pratchett and his Anthropomorphic Personifications, when something is well enough known in the public noosphere it gains something […]
Howdy everyone! Just wanted to give y’all a heads up on what is on the horizon. With the help of David Schirduan and Charles Avery, I am producing what I hope to be the first in a series of Zines that can bring the Low Country to you! Low Country Crawl Volume 1 will be focused […]
Blood magic is a theme that has been repeated in multiple incarnations throughout both the history of magical practice and in fiction. Sacrifices of blood allowed the Sun to shine upon the Mexica. Warriors through the ages have bound themselves to one another in blood oaths. Blood protected the ancient Hebrews from the Angel of […]
Time for another Semiurge inspired Random generator! You can also probably thank my childhood love of Disgaea: Hour of Darkness by ALTUS for this one. Roll Head 1 None 2 Stuffed Scarecrow- Blind/Deaf 3 Standard Meat Head 4 Mouthguard and Helmet- Can’t bite, +1 Armor 5 Hideously Enlarged- Big Target -1 Armor, +1 damage die to bite […]
Roll Author/Genre 1 Goody Mooncup 2 Dak the Dim 3 Professor Grozug G. Goblin 4 Avaline Romances 5 Cookbooks 6 True Crime 7 Survival 8 Medical Pamphlets 9 Magic Texts 10 Misc Roll Goody Mooncup- Self Help Guides of a Witchy Nature 1 How Necromancy Saved My Marriage 2 Owls, Howls, and Bowels: […]
FLY-SIGHT Professor MacArthur’s lecture was the talk of the town, it was rare that we had such a celebrated archaeologist visit our quaint country. I had secured a front row ticket through an old fraternity contact who assured me that I would not be dismayed, for he knew well of my amateur delights in […]
NEVER! DON’T LISTEN TO WHAT MICAH SAYS, BUER IS THE VICIOUS CYCLE OF SUFFERING THAT WE MUST ALL ESCAPE FROM! DO NOT GIVE INTO HIS CIRCULAR LOGIC OR HIS ROUNDED TEMPTATIONS! RESIST THE WHEEL!
I HAVE A MIGHTY THIRST THE GREAT HEIDELBERG TUN What’s it in: Vial Mason jar Amphora Bocksbeutel Canteen Bota bag Demijohn Calabash Flacon Gasogene Bologna bottle Growler Hip Flask Jerrycan Klein bottle Lacrymatory Fiasco Porron Witch bottle Glass Onion Don’t de-kleine one of these bottles! (I derserve whatever I get) How Much is there (Only […]
Name: Lich-in-Training Message: Dear Goody MooncupI recently had my spare decoy phylactery pilfered by some murderous ruffians. Embarrassing, I know. I hear you are an expert of curses of a curious sort. Do you have any suggestions for potential viciousness I could inflict on them from afar? Yours sincerely etcetera etceteraDear Semi-lich, Oh my dear […]
Collect them All! Parasites were the in thing with the GLOG last month so I’m taking a dive and seeing if I can’t throw something together! This is something between LoZ slimes, Flubber, The Blob, Gloop/Gleep from the Herculoids, and more than a month of not doing anything for this blog! Class: Gloop Friend!Starting Equipment: […]