Weird lore and gonzo mechanics for your RPG pleasure!
AND NOW (thanks to an anonymous pal) WITH AN AUTOMATED BUTTON! d2 AI Sentient Sapient d4 Weight Class Featherweight – Power Loader or Tron Bonne’s Gustaff, any smaller is than this is Power Armor Middleweight Heavyweight Super Heavyweight- Megazord sized, Skyscraper sized for fighting Godzilla d6 Mode of Movement Treads Wheels Legs 2 […]
Another commission from the Green Burger that brought you the Lankhmar tables! 1d50 Fantasy Rumors In a bathhouse to the far south, there is a well that grants wishes to those who please the guardian Naiad. The Lord of a nearby country has set an enormous bounty on the head of a wicked bandit chief. […]
First an important note, from the Wizard’s perspective… How to tell a Wizard from a Witch A Wizard has a Tower, a Witch has a hovel. A Wizard is an willing hermit. A Witch is a nosey busy body. A Wizard went through rigorous coursework under the supervision of learned sages to acquire their power. […]
So back in the day when Lucifer decided to rebel, he supposedly was able to get a third of the entire angelic host to rebel with him. While I’m no bible scholar, the numbers of angels I generally see quoted fall under the umbrella of “innumerable.” So a third of innumerable is still well…innumerable. […]
The World On Her Head by Rimma ‘zooyeglass’ Deli First an important note on: How to tell a Witch from a Wizard A Wizard has a Tower, a Witch has a Cottage A Wizard is an introvert, a Witch is also an introvert but is one of those sorts that has to […]
Summoning is not an exact science. Or rather, it is an incredibly exact science that even the smallest deviation can cause countless repercussions. A few too many grains of salt, an imperfect circle, getting the inflection wrong on the incantation. This is why battle-field summoning tends to call only the weakest of extradimensional creatures or […]
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Not every Bard is stuck to a single genre, so here is a variety of Perks and Songs that might appeal to a bard. 90’s Witch by Michał Sałata PERKS Perk: Can’t Touch This– Bonus to AC equal to number of remaining MD. Perk: Red Right Hand- You deal an additional amount of fire damage equal to […]
For all sorts of Arthropods, not just insects! by Eugene Gottsnake 1d2 Metamorphosis 1. Doesn’t Metamorphose2. Does Metamorphose- Roll again on the table to determine adult form. 1d4 Locomotion1. Flies2. RUNS3. Burrows4. Swims 1d6 What does it eat?1. Sap2. Plants3. Honey4. Blood5. Living Meat6. Carrion 1d8 Size1. Nearly Microscopic2. Grain of sand3. Pebble4. Half hand5. Full […]
Folks liked he first one, here’s another! Roll Reason 1 I have a death wish the size of Jupiter! 2 I’m seeking the one! 3 I’m seeking The One! 4 I’m collecting headbands! 5 I’m building up good Karma for my next incarnation! 6 I’m paying off the bad Karma from my previous incarnation! 7 […]
