Weird lore and gonzo mechanics for your RPG pleasure!
5d20 Lankhmar NPC Generator Roll Name Profession Attitude Smell Secret 1 Alugōdaz Assassin Argute Chamberpots A Devourer 2 Botir Beggar Bellicose Cheap Beer A Simorgyan 3 Cixilo Courtesan Boorish Cheap Perfume A spy 4 Cneve Death Cart pusher Contumacious Cheese An Agent 5 Denzibalus Entertainer Didactic Costly Perfume Bastard of the Overlord 6 Erdenechimeg Ewerer […]
In the style of Roman’s Saints and Shrines, here is 4 misfits you can pray to and receive some kind of boon. Shrine of Buer Description: THE WHEEL OF SUFFERING! BUER SEEKS ONLY TO KEEP US SPINNING IN OUR CONTINUAL CYCLES BE THEY KARMATIC, PSYCHOLOGICAL, PHYSIOLOGICAL, OR LITERAL. WHERE A WHEEL IS PRESENT AS IS […]
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gourmet-street/gourmet-street-fantasy-street-food-adventuring-zine Ah, the humble street food vendor. How often you play a key role in our hearts (and arteries) and yet how rarely we really get to know you beyond exchanged coin and dipping meat juices. The likes of Cut Me Own Throat Dibbler of Discworld, Turkey and Goosehead of The God of Cookery, Mr. […]
Prinnies are the souls of the dead who are working off their lives of sin either in the heavenly or infernal realms before they are able to reincarnate. Prinnies in heaven tend to have only committed minor sins during their life and pay off their negative karma via good deeds. Prinnies in Hell, on the […]
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Spoilers! So you are trapped in the depths of the Veins, or marooned on a desert island, or left freezing at the summit of a mountain. You are in a scenario where the body is burning calories fast and the beef jerky ran out long ago. Its time to decide what you are willing to […]
The Not-so-Mighty Adventurer by Diane ÖZDAMAR I bet a lot of people have done these! Here is another one! Roll Reason 1 I want to get rich! 2 I want to get laid! 3 I want to prove myself! 4 I want to adventure! 5 I want to meet exotic people! 6 I want to go […]
Rathman Necromancer Class: Rathman Necromancer Starting Equipment: Bone Dagger, Bone Breastplate (as Leather) Starting Skill: 1. Religion 2. Anatomy 3. Toxicology A: Path of the Summoner, Path of the Boneturner, Path of the Hexcrafter, Apprentice Path B: Journeyman Paths, Investment +1 C: Advanced Paths, Investment +1 D: Master Paths, Investment +1 Paths- As […]
The Holidays are a mess and a half so I’ve not been great at doing things here. Here are some of my drafts that are getting attention in little bits and projects underway where I can spare a moment. This is mostly to show y’all I’m not dead in the water here…. Blog Posts Rathman […]
I always say the best inspirations come from real life, so here are some (only mildly exaggerated) folk from my youth that I think make for great NPCs. Down South, we call them Characters. Note: These NPCs go well with my new Lowcountry Crawl Zine! The Captain as envisioned by wr3cking8all The Captain Though his […]