Weird lore and gonzo mechanics for your RPG pleasure!
I was going to make a play report for the live GLOG stuff I’ve been playing but I’ve not been in the right mind place to write it all up yet. It is nominally another Tomb of the Serpent Kings play through in what is essentially a take on Arnold K’s Eldritch Americana. However after […]
Oh hey, I made an automated GLOG google sheets character sheet based on Skerples’ Many Rats hack. Tell me what you think, tell me what you think needs added. Feel free to copy and edit however you like!
That’s right my hungry friends, Gourmet Street is now available on Itch.Io! Those of you who backed the kickstarter should have received your key this morning and those of you who missed out on the kickstarter now have a chance to buy it! https://theunlawfulneutral.itch.io/gourmet-street-fantasy-food A New Setting! – Gourmet Street, a collection of scattered and bizarrely […]
Oh hey, Magnus Archives is back. Lets celebrate with a list of weird niche phobias. Roll Phobia 1 Sticky Fingers 2 Long nails 3 Clacking teeth 4 Water 5 Large spaces 6 Small Spaces 7 Being crowded 8 Being alone 9 Being a tulpa 10 Clowns, but specifically ones not currently dressed as clowns 11 […]
Continuing from my Metaphigures post, here are come idiomatic locations that might pop up through a metaphorically active metaverse. Big Rock Candy Mountain/Cockaigne– A land of plenty as long as that plenty is in the form of various vices. Cigarette tress, a lake of stew, alcohol streams, all the police have wooden legs and the […]
Created by request of a certain yellow shark on the OSR discord. Class: Very Normal PotatoStarting Equipment: A small clay pot with some soil, ALTERNATIVELY a pinch of salt and a pat of butterStarting Skill: 1. Growing Eyes 2. Getting Moldy 3. Tasting Delicious A: PotatoB: Po-tay-toeC: POTATOD: Poe-tat-ohPotato: You can’t hold things. You can’t climb ropes […]
[ASIDE] NOTE: Uhhhh….this one sat on the backburner a long while (My draft data says like 5 months) and I’m trying to clear up posts that were nearly complete pre-Kickstarter and just needed editing and finalizing. I know it might not be the…best time for this post? But I’m just going to leave it here and hope […]
When you don’t want the deep sea encounters to all be shoggoths and Cthulhu. if you want to ramp up the whimsey, affix -maid to the end of some of these and get the ugliest spawns of Neptune you’ll every have the misfortune to see. 1 Marine Snow- Not the most exciting of encounters as […]
5d20 Lankhmar NPC Generator Roll Name Profession Attitude Smell Secret 1 Alugōdaz Assassin Argute Chamberpots A Devourer 2 Botir Beggar Bellicose Cheap Beer A Simorgyan 3 Cixilo Courtesan Boorish Cheap Perfume A spy 4 Cneve Death Cart pusher Contumacious Cheese An Agent 5 Denzibalus Entertainer Didactic Costly Perfume Bastard of the Overlord 6 Erdenechimeg Ewerer […]
In the style of Roman’s Saints and Shrines, here is 4 misfits you can pray to and receive some kind of boon. Shrine of Buer Description: THE WHEEL OF SUFFERING! BUER SEEKS ONLY TO KEEP US SPINNING IN OUR CONTINUAL CYCLES BE THEY KARMATIC, PSYCHOLOGICAL, PHYSIOLOGICAL, OR LITERAL. WHERE A WHEEL IS PRESENT AS IS […]