Author: TheLawfulNeutral

D100 (Mostly) Mundane Collectables My brother requested this one to go with the Cottagecore Generator. Smooth Stones Gemstones Coins (not for spending) Live Insects Pinned Beetles/Butterflies Flowers Paintings Sea Shells Fossils  Books Maps Souvenirs Novelty Figurines  Spices  Sheet Music Instruments Stories Porcelain Dolls Signatures Lockpicking sets Puzzles Vases Clocks Bones Taxidermy Bad Taxidermy Mirrors Plants […]

Stupid Sexy Cryptid/Monster Generator For all those people who want to date the Mothman or Venom or Biblical Angels or Nessie I guess.  D2 Can you date them? Yes YES D4 Preferred Time of Day They’re a Morning Monster Twilight, ooh so dramatic Only comes out at Night, like the rest of us THE UNKNOWABLE […]

Commission: D20 Quests for Wayward, Enchanted, and Otherwise Misled Knights On a quest to close the Ark of the Covenant that someone accidentally left ajar and now all the holy is leaking out. A sacred chalice has been stolen from the ancient temple your order was founded to protect. Said chalice belonged to the wrong […]

D10 80’s Action Movie Settings for 3 2 1 Action The mean streets of a city gone belly up as the criminal empire and the debauched police have joined hand-in-hand, abandoning all pretenses and showing their true colors. The deep recesses of a jungle lost to time, crawling with prehistoric monstrosities and nazis that somehow […]

This post is thanks to a number of folks who keep me hyped with Jojo gifs. Thanks to the folks in the Dungeon Dice and Drama and Hope for TTRPG discords as well as THE VERY VILIEST VIZIERS for helping me come up with some of the ideas and deal with my nonsense as I […]

Once again, all images are thanks to Old Books Illustrations. D2 Is it a Dracula? Yes Yes D4 Photosensitivity Must be in coffin by sunrise. Loses consciousness with the sunrise Agonizing burns, rapid disintegration  SPF600000,  a thick umbrella, and long sleeves do the trick Sparkles D6 Blood and Human Food Meat Brains Psychic Energy Wine […]

Like any aesthetic, Cottagecore has its share of problems, largely stemming from co-opted nostalgia and rural life but there are also the considerations of idealized domesticity and neo-colonialism. However, the ideas of appreciating simple things, of making something with your own hands, of sharing and caring for each other, and of allowing anyone of any […]

SEND IN THE CLOWNS D2 Is This Clown Unnerving? Yes YES D4 Type White Face- Full white face, most extravagantly dressed, the “Top Banana” clown Auguste- or a Red Clown, tends to be the dimmer recipient of White Face’s shenanigans Character- Somewhere between White and Red in the Clown Hierarchy, usually parodies some profession. Clown […]