Weird lore and gonzo mechanics for your RPG pleasure!
Dwyane Edwardo Alcott D’ambrisio- D.E.A. D’ambrisio died four centuries ago when his hearse was waylaid by vampires and resurrectionists one evening. Waking up after the attack and finding his carriage empty, D’ambrisio had a nap in the empty coffin then proceeded to hunt down his attackers. His fees are steep and the funerals have to […]
D100+ GOBLIN GENERATOR This is nominally for Goblin Week, but we know that EVERY WEEK IS GOBLIN WEEK! We’re trying something new here as well with an open license NPC Generator by Dream Hero, which creates great goblin-like creatures! Just give the picture above a click to get a new goblin! Alternatively the […]
GLOG CLASS: BLACKSMOKE SORCERER Inspired by the Buckets of Blood classes, my love of gonzo-grot (Dan’s term), and a driving need to run a Dorohedoro inspired game, here’s my attempt at bringing the Magic-Users of that world to GLOG. I want a game with these, Mon’s Accidental Splatter Killer, Modron’s Chainsaw Wizard and/or The Lovey […]
Robots, Golems, Androids and more! Come and get yourself a synthetic friend! D2 Scientific Magic or Magical Science? Yes YES D4 Basic Shape Anthropomorphic Radial Animal Modular D6 Original Purpose General Labor, like agriculture and construction Combat Entertainment Domestic/Housekeeping/Civil Service Medical Specialized Labor, like space mining and bomb defusion D8 Theme Steampunk […]
Spear Deer: Also known as Odocoileus enis, or the Sword Tooth Deer. In their natural environment, Spear Deer feed primarily off of the flowers, fruit, and foliage of the violent Yateveo tree. In order to bypass the tree’s natural defenses, the Spear Deer’s tongue has adapted into a hard-tipped projectile capable of kebabing morsels and […]
Here’s some fucking magic items, let’s go! See this sharp fucking stick? Yeah? Poke it through some poor fuck’s eye and now you can see through it like a grisly telescope. Poke it through your eye and see your own death! PROBABLY BY INFECTION FROM BEING POKED IN THE EYE WITH A STICK! […]
D10 Weird Towns 1. Craterton Pennsylvania is located on the edge of the Monongahela forest at the bottom of a, well, crater. You see when the Moon Hatched, a shard of it fell here and things changed. However with the locals being hardy folks, it wasn’t long before the crater was inhabited. It now […]
D100 (Mostly) Mundane Collectables My brother requested this one to go with the Cottagecore Generator. Smooth Stones Gemstones Coins (not for spending) Live Insects Pinned Beetles/Butterflies Flowers Paintings Sea Shells Fossils Books Maps Souvenirs Novelty Figurines Spices Sheet Music Instruments Stories Porcelain Dolls Signatures Lockpicking sets Puzzles Vases Clocks Bones Taxidermy Bad Taxidermy Mirrors Plants […]
Stupid Sexy Cryptid/Monster Generator For all those people who want to date the Mothman or Venom or Biblical Angels or Nessie I guess. D2 Can you date them? Yes YES D4 Preferred Time of Day They’re a Morning Monster Twilight, ooh so dramatic Only comes out at Night, like the rest of us THE UNKNOWABLE […]
Commission: D20 Quests for Wayward, Enchanted, and Otherwise Misled Knights On a quest to close the Ark of the Covenant that someone accidentally left ajar and now all the holy is leaking out. A sacred chalice has been stolen from the ancient temple your order was founded to protect. Said chalice belonged to the wrong […]