Weird lore and gonzo mechanics for your RPG pleasure!
SEND IN THE CLOWNS D2 Is This Clown Unnerving? Yes YES D4 Type White Face- Full white face, most extravagantly dressed, the “Top Banana” clown Auguste- or a Red Clown, tends to be the dimmer recipient of White Face’s shenanigans Character- Somewhere between White and Red in the Clown Hierarchy, usually parodies some profession. Clown […]
MOTHER MYCELIUM SENDS HER SPORE-BOIS INTO THE WORLD FOR ADVENTURE d2 Is it essentially a walking reproduction organ? Yes YES D4 Sentience/Sapience Non-Sentient/Mindless/P-Zombie Basic Sentience Collectively Sapient through the Mycelial Hive Mind Individually Sapient, however can connect to a Mycelial Hive Mind d6 Reproduction Method Spontaneous Spore Explosion Constant shedding of spores Fusion with […]
Lists & Generators d100+ Automata Generator D100 (Mostly) Mundane Collectables d100+ Stupid Sexy Cryptid/Monster Generator D100+ Jojo Stand Generator D100+ Magic Swords Generator d100+ Vampire Generator D100+ Cottagecore NPC Generator Plus Magic Items D100+ Mushroom People D100+ Clowns d100+ Terrible Steeds D100+ Mecha Generator d100+ Obnoxious Wizard Generator Weird Bug Generator Lankhmar Generators for […]
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/lost-pages/the-book-of-gaub Story A finger trails the letters across a dusty tome. A finger points the way down a dark haunted alley. A finger feels for the pulse of life on a long decayed corpse. A finger scratches the floorboards beneath your feet. A finger chewed down to a white bone. A finger that is […]
D100+ Tormented Locations of Gaub The following is a location generator for the forthcoming Book of Gaub project. Charles Ferguson-Avery of Wyrd and Wyld, Rowan of Thawing Kingdom, Paolo Greco of Chthonic Codex, myself and others have come together under Lost Pages publishing to create a new work of delicious horror in the style of Wonder […]
D2 Drugs? Yes Gratuitously D4 Renown Local Bars/Weddings Regionally Known/Cult Success One Hit Wonder/Major Label International Superstar D6 Size Solo Act Duo Trio Quartet Shifting Backup Band + Crooners Full Orchestra D8 Specialty Groupies Heavily pierced sirens with cryptic musical tastes A flock of hipster vampires, only into the most experimental […]
The Golden Barge of Merkare was excavated from petrified remains of a Nebula-Asp. Further investigation was halted after the lead researcher was sublimated by a screaming iridescent ichor that flooded from the barge’s control room. The priesthood of Elwenlyl, The Tongue of Heaven, keep a pit in their great temple to which a portion of […]
One of the only things in this god forsaken world worse than politicians or Buer are horses. I’m a few years late for the crazy steed generators that were going around, but that just means there is conceptual space for this awful stuff once again. All pictures provided by https://thishorsedoesnotexist.com/ d2 Intelligence Low Animal Cunning […]
If you are an Urbex explorer, you know the most important rule is Take Nothing but Photos, Leave Nothing but Footprints. If you are a post-apocalyptic survivor, take anything that might improve your chances and leave the rest. d2- Abandoned? Yes Yes? d4 size Single Floor Multifloor- Roll 2d4 Multifloor- Roll 2d10, spread […]
Fat Witch by Jonas Jensen Long time no see my Tasty Lovies! Goody Mooncup here to entice you down to Fowl Marsh Hut for my yearly Discount Witch Flea Market, where every trinket and doodad is guaranteed to only be mildly cursed. For those unlucky adventurers with but a few copper to their name, your average […]
